Supernatural quotes

My Bloody Valentine:
*Cas has come into car and is eating a bag of burgers*
Dean: Are you serious
Castiel: These make me very happy
Dean: How many is that
Castiel: Lost count its in the low hundreds
Dean: whew
Castiel: what i don't understand is...wheres your hunger Dean
Dean: hmm
Castiel: well slowely but surely everybody in the this town is falling prey to Famine, but so far you seem unaffected.
Dean: Hey when i want a drink I drink...when I want sex i go get it...Same goes for a sandwhich or a fight.
Castiel: So what your saying is your just well adjusted
Dean: God no...i'm just well fed

5x04 The End
Castiel: (Into cell phone) This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes!

5x02 Good God Y'All
Dean: (On Castiel trying to find God) Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla.
Castiel: No, he's not on any flatbread.

04x15 Death Takes A Holiday
Dean: If you want our help, why the hell didn't you just ask?
Castiel: Because, whatever I ask, you seem to do the exact opposite.

5x14 My Bloody Valentine
Dean: (on phone) Cas, it's Dean. Yeah, room 31 C, basement level, St. James Medical Center -
Castiel: (appears in front of him) I'm there now.
Dean: Yeah, I get that.
Castiel: I'm gonna hang up now.
Dean: Right.

5x16 99 Problems
Sam: Are you... drunk?
Castiel: No! (stumbles and leans against a pole) Yes...

5x16 99 Problems
Castiel: I found a liquor store.
Sam: And?
Castiel: I drank it

5x16 99 Problems
Castiel's Voicemail Machine: I... I don't understand... Why do you want me to say my name? (sound of random phone buttons being pushed)

5x16 99 Problems
Dean: Well if she's not a prophet who is she?
Castiel (drunk and slurred): She's the Whore
Dean: Jeez, Cas, tell us what you really think